Men and Parking Spots
|How are men and parking spots alike?The good ones are always taken and the...
Mysterious picture
After a wonderful night of love making, the young guy rolled over and was...
Why cannot Jesus eat M & Ms?
Q: Why can’t Jesus eat M & M’s?A: Because they fall through the holes...
A Train and a Teacher?
What’s the difference between a Train and Teacher?A train says, “Chew, Chew!” and a...
Cri-sco!
There was this old guy wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals...
I’m Moving Out!
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.He says,”What...
Name That Ranch
A New York family bought a ranch out West where they intended to raise...
A man took his wife to the doctors…
A man took his wife to the doctors.After a short examination the doctor said”Your...
You Are No Longer “Cool” When
You find yourself listening to talk radio. You daughter says she got pierced and...
Offended
Three honeymoon couples find themselves in adjacent rooms in a hotel.As they are getting...