Before Viagra
One day, Jimmy is walking home from school. When he gets home, he finds...
Did you hear about the blonde that…
Couldn’t learn to water ski because she couldn’t find a lake with a slope....
Another Dog With No Legs
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?A: It don’t matter what...
Penguin goes into a bar
So ,this penguin goes into a bar and says to the barman “have you...
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
Bald Men
Why do bald men have holes in their trouser pockets? So they can runtheir...
A doctor fell into a well once…
A doctor fell into a well once.He learned to tend to the sick and...
Purchasing a new bird
|After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became...
Dead Ringer, Part II
With the hunchback still dead, and his no-armed replacement still dead, the church leader...