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CLASSIFIED ERRORS, from a small-town daily: (Monday) FORE SALE – R. D. Jones has...
My wife converted me to religion…
Moe: My wife converted me to religion.Joe: Really?Moe: Yes. Until I married her I...
Two zebras pondering
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white...
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over…
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out...
There was a drunk man walking down the street turning…
There was a drunk man walking down the street turninghis car keys back and...
Virus Alert
Virus AlertThere is a very dangerous virus going around and it is propogated throughthe...
Stressed
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
Bronze sculptures
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
Difficult shot
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like...
Rude, Crude, and Lewd!
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your Mom.Q: What is...