At the crazy farm!
A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds, and he entered a...
Dollars equal cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ =...
Learn how to talk southern
Write down on a peice of paper:M R ducksM R notO S A RC...
Darwin Awards- 1999
DARWIN AWARD RUNNERS-UP: #1 – LOS ANGELES, CA. Ani Saduki, 33, and his brother...
Car Acronyms
AUDIAccelerates Under Demonic InfluenceAlways Unsafe Designs ImplementedAll Un-informed Drivers InsultedAll Unnecessary Devices Installed BMWBig...
A suitable transplant
A fellow is walking into a hospital and sees two doctors down on their...
Speaking with the general
|It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and...
Slip of the tongue
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits...
Female Homones in beer?
Yesterday scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.To prove their theory,...
Motivations
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...