Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!
Adages and Questions
What do you call an unemployed jester? … Nobody’s fool.Half of being smart is...
Wise cooking advice
|This weekend, I discovered a cooking tip I haven’t seen listed in any cookbooks.While...
Bad News 1
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
The World’s Shortest Books
The World’s Shortest Books25. “My Plan To Find The Real Killers” by O.J. Simpson24....
Your Momma’s so stupid…
Your momma’s so stupid, she looked over a glass wall!
Coincidences of Bill Gates
The real name of “the” Bill Gates is William Henry Gates III.Nowadays he is...
Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
String Joke
A string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
The Blond and the Brunette.
There was a Blond and a Brunette on an airplane.All of a sudden the...