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A Horse walks into a bar: “Hey buddy,” says the bartender, “why the long...
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The Honeymoon.
A newlywed couple were spending their honeymoon in a remote log cabin resort way...
OJ’s Clock
A guy dies and goes to heaven. It’s a slow day for St. Peter,...
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Why is it so hard for women to find kind, sweet,sensitive men in this...
There were these three morticians talking about…
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says,...
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President Gorbachev
Q: What do a blonde and President Gorbachev have in common?A: They both got...