I only ordered a double
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football fan to rescue
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a...
My dad’s a Lawyer
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking...
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
Chapped Lips
On a hot, dusty day a cowboy rode into a small frontier town. After...
The class reunion!
A guy goes to his high school class reunion. Having not seen anyone in...
Dinosaurs
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Old Chinese proverb
Old Chinese proverb:Rape impossible!Woman with skirt up run faster than man with trousers down!
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The Angel atop a Christmas Tree
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