Celebration
A young man walks up and sits at the bar. “What can I get...
Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
horse
This horse walks in to a bar and asks for a bit to eat!
Tell me what I am
|A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways...
Blonde on Flight
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting...
3 Wishes
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island. For years,...
Touch-typists
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt’n peckers.
How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?
Q: How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?A: She unties you.
African Missionary
Did you hear about the African missionary that gave some cannibals their first taste...
What my Mom taught me.
All the things my mother taught me:My mom taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB...