Bill The Duck
A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, “Gimme a chap...
I just had a dream about it
|A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told...
Why didnt NASA send a woman to the moon yet?
Why didnt NASA send a woman to the moon yet?Because it does not need...
Motivations
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...
Sleep late!
|What is the best advice to give to worm?Sleep late!
Stockmarket
You might be a redneck if… You think the stock market has a fence...
Elephant jokes 02
|What’ s big and grey with horns?An elephant marching band!What’s yellow on the outside...
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
What a health plan!
Her Majesty the Queen was being shown around a hospital. As she wasbeing given...
Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up?
Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up? He wanted children and...