Texan with a new car
|Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse. “I know that smart aleck Tex,”...
Why Men Prefer Blondes
Why do men prefer blondes?Men always like intellectual company.
If Men Had PMS
If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to...
Pain Relief
A man walks in for a sale rep job. He is very qualitfied, but...
A-fishin’ We Will Go…
Seems about a year ago (1998) some airplane manufacturer employees decided to steal a...
You might be a redneck if… possum
There is a stuffed ‘possum mounted anywhere in your home.
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet…
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
Stupid Insults 20/31
Missing a layer of insulation in his attic. Monorail doesn’t go all the way...
Password selection rules
|CORPORATE DIRECTIVE NUMBER 88-570471In order to increase the security of all company computing facilities,...