Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
When should you care for a man’s company?
When should you care for a man’s company?When he owns it.
Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving But Aren’t
10. Reach in and grab the giblets!9. Whew…..that’s one terrific spread!8. I’m in the...
Eternal Marriage
On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple...
Be Proud of Me Prayer!
Dear Heavenly Father,I think you’d be proud of me! So far today I’ve done...
Tight Skirt
One Day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a...
Slot machine winner
|A dumb blonde was standing in front of a soda machine outside of a...
If Microsoft built cars
|Top Ten ways things would be different if Microsoft built cars:1. A Particular model...
A horse walks into a bar…
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says: “So, why the long face?”
Proctologist Definitions
Proctologist: A doctor who puts in a hard day at the orifice.Proctologist: A brain...