Naming the Twins
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital...
…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...
Whats black and white and red all over?
Whats black and white and red all over?A nun in a car accident.
I have “great” news for you
|The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I have...
Redneck’s last words
What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?”Hey ya’ll....
Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer
|10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them....
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he has to…
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he hasto take a shit...
What do you call two guys in a sleepping bag?
Q:What do you call two guys in a sleepping bag?A: A gay time…. Sent...
Show Me Your License
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m...