What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
What Trip?
One of those discount airlines recently had a promotion where they offered free air-fare...
During a recent publicity outing…
During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit afortune teller of some...
You’re not a kid anymore when…
You know you’re not a kid anymore when…You’re asleep, but others worry that you’re...
Messed up teeth
Your mama’s teeth are so messed up….i thought her tongue was in jail!
The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar…
The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar. His boss, instead of...
A different father
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...
The Wizard of Oz
At the edge of the forest there was a somewhat mediocre wizard. He is...
Polish National Library
Q: What happened to the Polish National Library?A: Someone stole the book.
Loving on the Lawn
A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in...