Sucks, huh?
We’ve been married a little over four years, and we just celebrated our “Wooden...
The bad news and the good news
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Another yamamma…
Another yamamma…Your mamma is so fat when god said let there be lighthe asked...
NEW ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE
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Sister Ann, arent you putting on a little weight?
“Sister Ann, aren’t you putting on a little weight?” inquired Father Dan during his...
Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...
Jewish mothers
Did you hear about the tramp who walked up to the Jewish mother on...
A man finds himself staying in a Vegas hotel room…
A man finds himself staying in a Vegas hotel room while on a business...
Mystery Writer
Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?A: She has a checkbook.
Tuns of Puns! Part III
What do frogs eat with their hamburgers? French flies.What do polo players get from...