Excuse for speeding
|A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks...
I’m Glad I’m A Woman
I’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I amI don’t live off...
The number twelve goes to a bar
|A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint...
Swallowed A Penny
My husband and I had just finished tucking our four young ones into bed...
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?Call her up
An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day…
An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day when a...
The hit-and-run
The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when apoliceman ran up to...
Shellfish Crab
Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach.The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster...
No Pantyhose
There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So...
Explaination
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....