A dyslexic nurse
Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one daycomplaining about Nurse Jenny. “She’s incrediblydumb....
Light bulb lawyers
|Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?A0: Three; one...
Buying from a store
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice…
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Life is precious
So the doctor tells the patient he’s got only six months to live.But the...
Another dress
Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy: “I’ve got another...
You Are A Geek If…
How do you know if you are a geek?Your computer cost $6,000 and your...
Numbers equal zero
|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2...
Signs and notices 12
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on a...
Holy Water: The cure-all
One Sunday morning a minister and a choirboy were getting the church ready for...