A Blonde At Sea!
A depressed young blonde was so desperate that she decided to end her life...
Early withdrawals
The husband was furious when he found out the checking account was empty. When...
Walks in a bar
A jew, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar.The bartender says “Is...
Almost Perfect Life
An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A...
Log negative one zero
|Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a. log = 2 * log(-1)On the other hand:b. log =...
Big mix-UP
One day, there was a plane that crashed. On it, was Bill Clinton, and...
The sneeze
A man and a woman are sitting beside each other in the first class...
The Braggart Gets His!
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he couldoutdo anyone...
Blonde quickies 101-120
101. Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you? A: Tell her...
Birth Control
An elderly woman went into the doctor?s office. When the doctor asked why she...