The Unhappy Nun
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
Dead dog
A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the countryside with a pet dog which...
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?It’s called Blonde. It’s not...
Tech Support (Classic)
“Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?” “Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.”"What...
Old & New concerns.
Old & New concerns for the baby boomers:Then: Long hair.Now: Longing for hair.Then: KegNow:...
man to do situps
|What’s the best way to force a man to do situps?Put the remote between...
Blonde and 747 Difference
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a 747?A: Not everyone has...
If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with…
If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with the light on,does a hard sleeper sleep...
Irish case of assault and battery
|In hearing an Irish case of assault and battery, counsel, in cross examining one...
Turtle and a Blonde?
What do a turtle and a blonde have in common?When they’re on their back...