So old…
Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get...
Three calamities
Three guys are in a Cessna. The first drops a penny out the window....
Arriving home very drunk
|A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of...
COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. )
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...
Some professions
Some professionsA psychologist is a man who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl...
What’s pink and slowly turns red?
What’s pink and slowly turns red?A baby chewing a razor blade.
An old man is sitting on the park bench crying…
An old man is sitting on the park bench crying. Another oldman sits down...
Crash Landing
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room…
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room,what’s the first thing...
A guy was driving home one evening…
A guy was driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that it is...