Another chicken crosses the road.
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A man is waiting for his wife to give birth…
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What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?
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The angry wife met her husband at the door…
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The definition of amnesia
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My name is Brown
A tipsy guy in a bar stood and made the following speech, “I am...