Kennedys, light bulbs
How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Four – one to...
I’d Do Anything
A student comes to a young professor’s office. She glances down the hall, closes...
Chicken jokes 02
|Q: Why don’t chickens like people?A: They beat eggs!Q: Why did the rooster run...
Bottle of Evian water?
|Q: Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water?A:...
Howard had felt guilty all day long…
Howard had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to...
Tampon
Q: What do a tampon and an Old Southern Debutant have in common?A: They’re...
Trust thy friend…
The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his...
Doctor Bloopers!
*** Actual “bloopers” Doctor’s have written on patient charts. ***1. Patient has chest pain...
Things You’ll Never Hear A Dad Say
Well, how ’bout that?…I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask for...
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said…
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said “Please give me aprescription for the...