The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and…
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little...
Cartwheeling Blondes
What goes blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette?A blonde doing cartwheels!
Part of the service
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A hoppercraft!
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Slammin ‘em down!
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, “Give...
Learning to Cuss
Two little kids, aged six and eight, decide it’s time to learn how to...
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Top ten least popular self help books
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Aliens At a Gas Pump
Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle out...