Charlie Brown in the 90′s
Do you remember the Charlie Brown specials that taught valuable life lessons to a...
One Eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said, “Look at...
You’re so dumb…
You’re so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says...
What’s the diff…
Q: What’s the difference between a whore and a bitch?A: A whore sleeps with...
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...
In Just 3 Words…
A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally...
Four Kids
There were once four kids, Poop, Shut Up, Manners, and Trouble.Poop was riding his...
Didn’t make the cut…
A few children’s books that didn’t make the cut:1. You Are Different and That’s...
Things in Life I’ve Learned.
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is...