I went out with my girlfriend…
I went out with my girlfriend and asked her,”Why is it everytime I go...
Heaven And Hell
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
Dumb Funnies!
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The Fish
What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?”Dam.”
Phone Number
Ring Ring…Hello, who is it?Is your phone number 13498732?No.So, why did you pick up...
Mrs. Prussy
The little darlings were all in their seats on the first day of school...
Headache Cure
John went to Dr. Smith because of intense migraine headaches.The doctor tried many things,...
Celibacy Test
Three young candidates for the priesthood are told by the Monsignor they have to...
Red Light Driving
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?A: A blonde going through a flashing red...
My heart set…
A certain old gentleman thought his eyesight was going bad, and hewas advised to...