My wife…
My wife’s gone to the West Indies.J’ya make’er?No, Barbados.
Two guys standing at the urinal.
Ed and Ted were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory when Ed...
Yo mama is so greasy
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo mama so greasy...
Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices…
Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices murmuring.He went in and saw...
What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?A: One is...
Three Larry’s
Three ladies are sitting in a bar. All of them have husbands named Larry....
They use snail varnish!
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Assign the punishment
Three guys found themselves in Hell: we will call them Carl, Bob, and Brett,...
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor…
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor of twenty years.They...