Not Just Sex
They say that men only think about sex. That’s not exactly true.They also care...
The night before Christmas for an attorney
|Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, quiet descended,...
Sister Margaret died…
Sister Margaret died and through some error found herself in hell. She immediately called...
Three old ladies are walking down the street…
Three old ladies are walking down the street. They are hard of hearing.One: Whew,...
Computers – Male or Female
Humankind’s propensity for imposing anthropomorphic characteristics on inanimate objects has now reached computers. But,...
Apples for sale…
A guy’s driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying...
Penis Tax
New IRS Tax PolicyGOVERNMENT NOTICEJanuary 1, 1995To: All Male TaxpayersFrom: IRSRE: Notice of Increase...
51 Ways to Annoy Everybody
1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn’t matter which. 2) Have...
Helping a criminal
|When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law before the criminal gets...
ADVICE FOR IDIOTS
|An actual tip from page 16 of the Hewlett Packard Environmental, Health & Safety...