Star Wars- Sexually Explicit Lines
10. “Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!”9....
If they divorce…
The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled.”Why so glum, Chum?” asked the kindly stranger.”If...
Blonde quickies 21-40
Q1: How can you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer?A: There’s white-out...
Bookworm
“For Heaven’s sake, Chris, why can’t you talk to me once in a while?”...
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over…
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out...
Upmanship
An Australian, a Frenchman and an Italian are talking about married life.Italian: When I...
While attending a spelling session in school one day…
While attending a spelling session in school one day,The teacher asked if anyone could...
Short Cowboy jokes
|Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?A: A huddle. Q: Four...
Little Johnny and the experiment.
A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about...
BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another...