She was so blond…
She was so blond, she thought Boys II Men was a daycare center.
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
Viagra alert!
A supply of Viagra was stolen last night, police are looking for two hardened...
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? – Put a leg of ham up her...
Naughty Emicons!
We all know those cute little computer symbols called “emoticons,” where means a smile...
Spicy Panties
A frustrated wife decided her sex life needed spicing up.After work, she went shopping...
Stupid Insults 2/31
A few guppies short of an aquarium. A few inches short of a foot/yard....
Yo mama so ugly.. taco bell..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she’s like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run...
Bus Driver’s Parents
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver...
If a vegetarian eats vegetables…
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?