What did the boy with a long tongue and big lips say to his mom…
What did the boy with a long tongue and biglips say to his mom...
Pervert?
A patient goes to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist gives him a Rorschach Test; he...
If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
Di and Dolly Go To Heaven
Princess Diana and Dolly Parton had both died on the same night. When they...
Free marriage ceremony
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
An Irish man went to the courthouse to change his name…
An Irish man went to the courthouse to change his namelegally changed. When he...
Men…STOP…it’s fruitless!
*** You just can’t win, and here are the reasons why: ***If you put...
Fun Things to Do in an Elevator
Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. Blow your nose and...
The skeleton
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?He didn’t have the guts!
Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...