Polish Power Outage
Did you hear about the tragedy in Poland? In Poland’s largest shopping mall, there...
3 times a virgin.
A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.Somebody asked her...
Very expensive Barbie Doll!
A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter’s...
Polak Sharing Treasure
One Russian and one Polish workman were digging the foundations for a new road....
12 Feet Deep
Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six? Because deep down...
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower…
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor, “Ray, may I borrow your axe?”...
Polish Dogs
Q: Why do Polish dogs have flat noses?A: From chasing parked cars.
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?A: One is...
You know you drink too much coffee when…
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails....
Writers Quotes
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. Tom Clancy I...