Dog washing
A young boy, about eight years old, walks into the localgrocery store and picks...
WARNING: These are RUDE.
Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?A. Ask your mother.Q. How do you...
Yo mama is so lazy
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has...
When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...
I have a magical dancing duck
|A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table...
Why does a dog lick his balls?
Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can’t make a fist.
How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms…
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms.The first...
What does pizza delivery man and a gynaecologist…
What does pizza delivery man anda gynaecologist have in common?Both can smell it but...
Lonely Cow in Field
Q: What do you call a bull in the middle of a field spanking...