Mom, I’m pregnant!
One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my...
Airplanes running operating systems
|Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating...
Identifying wasted time
|TO: ALL PERSONNELFROM: ACCOUNTING It has come to our attention recently that many of...
Truth Be Told
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked…
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked, “What’s theproblem, Carol? I hope...
Whales
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan...
even more blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex? A: Opens the car...
Tail Light On Bike
On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light. Next...
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving…
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving class, he...
Sunburnt Manhood
A certain young man finally got a date with a female of somewhat questionable...