Things NOT to say to a Cop!
Things NOT to say to a Cop!1. I can’t reach my license unless you...
COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. )
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...
Why Legs?
Q: Why do blondes have legs? A1: So they don’t get stuck to the...
What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?
What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?SparkySent...
Efficiency
|From: Efficiency & Ticket, Ltd., Management ConsultantsTo: Chairman, The London Symphony OrchestraRe: Schubert’s Symphony...
Peeing Dilemma! (very long)
*** COPIED FROM A NEWSGROUP POSTING ***(the male author was responding to a woman...
Lawyer Sky Diving
What do you call a sky-diving club for lawyers?Skeet.
Catching many fish
|A fisherman returned to shore with a giant marlin that was bigger and heavier...
A man was playing a game of golf…
A man was playing a game of golf, and on hole 16, he hit...
What do a moped and a blonde have in common?
What do a moped and a blonde have in common? They’re both fun to...