Dress Shop Burglary
“Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times,”...
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden…
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When his mother came out to collect...
Man With Most Intelligence Gone
What do you call a man with 90% of his intelligence gone?Divorced
Where are the fingers?
Jon’s working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally...
Viagra
I took one of those viagra tablets the other day, it got stuck in...
Quickies
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do...
MasterCard for Men
You’ve all seen the sentimental MasterCard commercials. Well, finally there is a MasterCard commercial...
The story with the moral
In the dead of summer a fly was resting on a leaf beside a...
College Rules
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
Doctor Bumblings!
Actual writings on hospital charts by Doctors:1. She has no rigors or shaking chills...