Make me a better musician
|There once was a violist playing in the Winnipeg Symphony. He wasn’t that wonderful...
A man spoke frantically into the phone…
A man spoke frantically into the phone: “My wife is pregnant and her contractions...
New submarine Ensign
|The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamed of working since a...
The Foo Bird.
A man went to Africa to do some game hunting. While there, he hireda...
Stupid people stories
Stupid people LICENSE TO STEAL Two Kentucky men tried to pull the front off...
So you don not know Jack Schitt…
So you don’t know Jack Schitt He’s the only son of Awh Schitt and...
My Pa Won’t Like It
A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived...
The story of the bats
|Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood....
A fine sermon
A man finally goes with his wife to church. The man was so impressedwith...
Say When Giving Birth
Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth?A: Gee, are you sure...