Fishing License
Three blondes were sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with...
What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
What is the biggest problem for an atheist?No one to talk to during orgasm.
Next US President
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...
Truisms!
* If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A...
Celebrating Blondes
A group of blondes walks into a bar, all excited and giggling. They order...
Marriage quotes 08
|If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don’t stand in her way.In...
Not the best day.
Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath.Just as he became comfortable, the doorbell...
St. Patrick’s Day
What’s the difference between St. Patrick’s Day and Martin Luther King Day?On St. Patrick’s...
The Hundred Nuns
One day in the convent the nuns had their morning prayer session. At the...
Top ten things not to say on your Anniversary
|10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking.9. Today is...