Nursery Rhyme
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite nursery rhyme?A: Hump me Dump me.
TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM
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Good Girls – Bad Girls
Good girls say “thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, “what’s for breakfast?”Good girls...
Turtle and a Blonde?
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Hard Transplant
A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...
Whats the difference…
Whats the difference between a pig and a fox?.A 12-pack of beer!
He is extremely drunk
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A wonderful exercise
A neighbor of mine, Myron, in his mid-50′s, had a relatively minorheart attack, and...
Redneck Jedi
You know you’re a redneck jedi when.. You hear “Luke, I am your father…...