What Gauge
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a shotgun. “It’s for...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard V
Looking Impatient and Annoyed. According to GeorgeCostanza, one should also always try to look...
How Many cochroaches…?
Q.) How many cochroaches does it take to turn on a light?A.) No one...
Cat jokes 01
|Q: How do you know if you cat’s got a bad cold?A: He has...
All the same
An airplane takes off from the airport. The Captain is Jewish and the First...
ABC’s of ex girlfriends
A is for Arteries. You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because...
How do you get Visual Aids?
How do you get Visual Aids? – From a nasty poke in the eye.
What is another term for cunnilingus?
What’s another term for cunnilingus? Genital Slurpees.
Silly superstition
“Say, how old are you anyway ?” the reporter asked as theobviously young lass...
No Fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...