How do you make love to a fat girl?
How do you make love to a fat girl?Roll her in flour and go...
Moon Mission
Moon MissionNASA is launching a rocket to the moon. On board there are two...
What is the oldest profession?
|A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to...
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic pants?
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic’s pants? Your...
Sven and Olie
Sven and Olie died and went to Hell. After awhile, the Devil came by...
I’d Love To But…
Next time you’re invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses...
A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady…
A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.He stepped out for a...
Fly out of Genoa
They now have an Italian airline that flies out of Genoa.It’s called Genitalia.Sent by...
Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.
Chicken and Horse
A chicken and a horse were playing in a meadow. The horse falls into...