Hung Like An Elephant
This little boy is visiting the zoo with his father. They stop to have...
Out All Night Drinking
Out All Night Drinking An Irishman’s been at a pub all night drinking. The...
A man moves into a nudist colony…
A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letterfrom his mother asking...
Oboe jokes
|Q: How do you get five oboes in tune?A: Shoot four of them.Q: What...
Telephone Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a telephone?A: It costs 30 cents...
When I was Young
When I was young I used to pray for a bicycle. Then I realized...
Baked Beans
Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion forbaked...
The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
Methods of execution
|There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all...