What do you call foreplay in Alabama?
What do you call foreplay in Alabama? ‘Hey sis, you awake?’
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic pants?
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic’s pants? Your...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard I
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard INever walk down the hall without a document...
baseball vs law
What is the difference between baseball and law?In baseball, if you’re caught stealing, you’re...
Definitions of A Diplomat:
Definitions of A Diplomat:Always knows what to talk about, but doesn’t always talk about...
Lion Tamer
wo unemployed guys are talking. One says, “I’m going to become a lion tamer.”...
How do you know when you have a serious overbite?
How do you know when you have a serious overbite?When beaver starts tasting like...
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar…
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar. Mick’s looking particularly sad and Patrick asks...
If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...