Computers are female
|The top six reasons computers must be female: 6. As soon as you have...
Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
A couple, age 67, went to the doctors office…
A couple, age 67, went to the doctor’s office. The doctor asked, “What canI...
Female Laws To Live By
The female always make the rules. The rules are subject to change at any...
Weighing In – 2
YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE STEP ON DA SCALE IT SAYS TO BE...
Tigger.
Why was Tigger lickin’ the toilet?Cause he was lookin’ for Pooh!
Wanting a larger…
Once there was this guy, lets call him Fred, who had a very small...
If University of Waterloo ran Christmas…
|They would immediately change the name to WatMas.
Chapped Lips
On a hot, dusty day a cowboy rode into a small frontier town. After...
yo mama is so fat.. neck
Yo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a...