Dwayne
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What are you doing, Tommy?
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What do the Chinese call a 69?
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Q: What’s the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: When...
Have you heard about the new line of Tampax with bells and tinsel?
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Remembering Anniversary
What’s the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary?Get married on his...
There were two people having sex in a car…
There were two people having sex in a car. They finished upand the guy...
I\’m glad I\’m a woman
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Business one-liners 01
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