Men Are Like Commercials
Why are men like commercials?You can’t believe a word they say.
Right Leg
Q: What did the blonde’s right leg say to the left leg?A: Nothing. They’ve...
More cool bumper stickers!
I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.There’s too much blood...
ne day, this man, Tony, died…
One day, this man, Tony, died. When he was sent to be judged, he...
Two Tourists
Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they started...
Things adults learn from their kids.
There is no such thing as child-proofing your houseIf you spray hair spray on...
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by…
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by anddeposits a...
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could…
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could.’God,’ he prayed, ‘I...
Poor Turkey!
When I was a young turkey, new to the coop, my big brother Tom...
Paranoid Idiot
Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?A: He thinks that nobody important...