Getting old when
|You know you’re getting older when…Everything that works hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t...
GM vs Microsoft
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with...
So what is your name?
The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told...
Not So Dumb
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde...
Jif
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
M&M Factory
Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?A: She...
There were three Eskimos in Alaska…
There were three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at their...
Things You’ll Never Hear A Woman Say
What do you mean today’s our anniversary? Can we not talk to each other...
Female Lawyer
Q: What is the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?A: Lipstick
Your’re a redneck if…
You’re a redneck if…-You have more fingers than you do teeth-You cut your grass...