Call A Smart Blonde
Q: What do you call a smart blond?A: A golden retriever!
A definition of psychiatrist
A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can’t stand the sight of blood.
Normal traffic stop
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Bees
What kind of bees make milk ?Boobies!
The Twelve Bugs of Christmas
|For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to meSee if they can...
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?Nine. One to...
Turtle Crossing
Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell...
A very desperate marriage
|A man really loved a woman, but he was just too shy to propose...
Clear Weather?
As a couple sat in the living room, watching TV, the phone rang.The husband...
Marry Farmer Jones
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...