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Stop credit card fraud
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Fly, baby, fly!
A police officer arrives at an accident scene whereapparently three blondes have leaped to...
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Snail’s Pace
A man hears a knock at his door, opens it but doesn’t see anyone.He...
Motherinlaw’s Funeral
A husband and wife stepped up to view the body of his mother-in-law. As...
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Good girls say “thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, “what’s for breakfast?”Good girls...
The politically correct Christmas
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What is the definition of Agony?
What is the definition of Agony?A one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy...