6 Double Vodkas
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman “Give...
A girl runs home to her mother crying…
A girl runs home to her mother crying, “I can’t marry Joe! He’s an...
A dentist is talking to his patient about the sanitary…
A dentist is talking to his patient about the sanitary problems some of his...
Adjustable Face Lift
This women of forty, being a rather vain person, decided she needed a face...
How the Angel got on the tree!
One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his...
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth…
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, “How was...
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
A young girl sees her father in the shower…
A young girl sees her father in the shower and asks what his testicles...
The three wise men are out for a stroll when…
The three wise men are out for a stroll when they come across a...
Confucius Sex
Confucious say:Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Man who stand on...