AL GORE I am!
Can we count them with our nose?Can we count them with our toes?Should we...
The Costume Party
A man and his wife were supposed to go to a costume party together...
Two men and one woman
Long, but pretty good:On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of...
A girl goes to the doctor…
A girl goes to the doctor. She says, “Doc, I’m freakin’ out…I’m freakin’ out…my...
Chinese Subtitles
Chinese SubtitlesFrom a list of English subtitles used in films made in Hong Kong,...
Elderly romance
There’s an elderly man and woman sitting in the sunroom of a retirement home....
Yo mama is so ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no...
The Splatted Toad
Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!
Politically Correct Feminine Terminology
Politically Correct Feminine Terminology from aperreat@saunix.sau.edu: Have you ever wanted to talk about a...
Rodeo Sex
Have you heard about the latest sensation? It’s called “Rodeo Sex”?Thats when you mount...