Driving Examiner
Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests! Doctor: Never mind, you’ll...
Abstinence
Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members...
Destroying property
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
Yo mama is so dark
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! Yo...
Short Lawyer Jokes I
The defendant who pleads his own case has a fool for a client, but...
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes ? Nothing, you told...
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”"Popeye beat the shit...
Engaged To Kate and Edith
An airplane pilot got engaged to two very pretty women at the same time....
Punishment For Bigamy
Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mother-in-law’s!